Dan in Real Life
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orange county, ca
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Are the knuckles detachable? Because that would be pretty handy.
getting this for christmas.
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World’s Tallest Model
The model – Eve – appears on the cover of the magazine’s current issue alongside a 162cm-tall Australian model. “No other magazine has put a woman who’s nearly 7ft tall on the cover,” editor Paul Merrill said.
REblog
Nick Cave and the bad seeds - breathless
It’s up in the morning and on the downs
Little white clouds like gambolling lambs
And I am breathless over you
And the red-breasted robin beats his wings
His throat it trembles when he sings
For he is helpless before you
The happy hooded bluebells bow
And bend their heads all a-down
Heavied by the early morning dew
At the whispering stream, at the bubbling brook
The fishes leap up to take a look
For they are breathless over you
Still your hands
And still your heart
For still your face comes shining through
And all the morning glows anew
Still your mind
Still your soul
For still, the fare of love is true
And I am breathless without you
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"Dammit I’m Mad"
holy god that is incredibleDammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.by Demetri Martin
IT’s a 224 word Palindrome! it reads the same forwards and backwords!
epic craziness
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Early morning Saturday
So last night Mike (the contractor) told me he wanted to finish the kitchen today before he went to his nephew’s birthday party. I told him that was fine because right now most of the kitchen is in my living room and I want to move back asap, but then he said he wanted to start at 6 am and be done by 10 am. Yikes, but I said sure….door knock at 6:30 its Mike and as of now he’s sawing the base boards outside. Hope the neighbors don’t kill me :/
it's 7:30pm on a Friday...
and I’m in my PJs watching Up with Cody. mom is working, facing away from the TV, but it’s about 10 mins into the movie, and mom heard me sniffling, so she looked over, and I’m crying, of course.
Mom: is it sad?
me: *nods, sniffling, tears streaming down*
Mom: awwww. Cody, I think mom needs a hug, she’s making me cry and I don’t even know what’s going on!
I’m such a baby, but I love this movie so much. ♥ xoxoxo
awwwwwwww
I heard the start is a tear jerker, I’d be there sharing a kleenex for sure.
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*Warning: KatieJane Garside can be a little out there, but this video is cool. I like her side projects too - some songs :)
very trippy….but I like…ALOT
:)
hilarious, omg. xoxoxo(via mmartee)
LOL
and yes, I really did laugh out loud. A guy down in the street yelled at me to shut up.
awkward :D
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